What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
11.06.2025 06:32

They put up a sign reading
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What is your review of House of the Dragon Season 2 finale, Episode 8?
No way
So they tried
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Solar Storms Are Pushing Elon Musk’s Satellites Back to Earth - Gizmodo
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
Everyone loved it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
All international travelers should get measles vaccine, CDC says - OregonLive.com
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...